Dumb Ethan Jokes!

WARNING: These made-up jokes are extremely dumb. Proceed at your own risk. :)

 

What happens when you cross this Ready to Read book about aliens with a very red vegetable?

  • BEET BOP BOOP!

 
 
 

What do you get when Scribbles turns into a raisin?

  • Shrivels and Ink

 
 
 

In Joe McGee’s chapter books, what do you call it when Wolfy, Franky and Vampyra sit on their bottoms and slide across the floor?

  • Junior Monster Scoots

 
 
 

In my Star Chapter Books with Dan Yaccarino, what happens when Betsy tells Bones to stop talking?

  • Dog Mutes Dog

 
 
 

What would my book Tickle the Duck be called if it dripped out of a faucet?

  • Trickle the Duck