Dumb Ethan Jokes!

Created on May 16th, 2026

WARNING: These made-up jokes are extremely dumb and un-creative. Proceed at your own risk. :)


 

Art created by Victor Davila

What do you get when you cross this Ready to Read book about aliens with a very red vegetable?

  • BEET BOP BOOP!

 
 
 

If Scribbles turned into a raisin, what would this book series be called?

  • Shrivels and Ink

 
 
 

What do you call it when Wolfy, Franky and Vampyra sit on their bottoms and slide across the floor?

  • Junior Monster Scoots

 
 
 

In my Star Chapter Books with Dan Yaccarino, what happens when Betsy tells Bones to stop talking?

  • Dog Mutes Dog

 
 
 

What would my book Tickle the Duck be titled if it dripped out of a faucet?

  • Trickle the Duck

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